Jesse, don't shave!!
This is what will happen to me.
So this year there are going to be two vegetarians I’m going to be cooking for for Thanksgiving which is totally new for me. I’m so excited to get in the kitchen! They are going so fat when they leave my place. Well, doesn’t everyone leave the dinner table five pounds heavier than they were when they first sat down? I’m probably gonna go up another cup size. Sweet.
I'M GONNA CHUCK SOMETHING
at this annoying little fat kid across the street from me who is always singing Kiss songs. That sounds awful, but I DON’T CARE.
Will Smith created everything
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Epitaph Records: Thursday Announces Final Shows →
epitaphrecords: Friends, Thursday will be playing our final shows, starting tomorrow night and ending with our tour in Australia. We would love to see you all one more time. So please, if we’re near your city, come out and have fun with us. It has been our pleasure and honor to make music for such wonderful… =’[
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Life's Good. Life's Simple.
and I fucking love it.
I've been up since 6am (Scattered update)
and it’s a Saturday. Why? Blood-works and a brain scan to figure out what’s causing these syncope episodes. Such a pain. I hate hospitals- the feel, the cold, the smell, the food. I’d rather just smoke, honestly. On another note, my custom bike frame is coming along really well! Street for life; shorter frame + tight headtube angle at 75 degrees. I wreck my cranks quicker so...